Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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