Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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