im about as happy as oj after his trial
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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