Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
