So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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