ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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