he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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