I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Small penises have feelings too.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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