I don't think brook has ever known best
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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