ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
ugly people sure do ruin things
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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