Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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