So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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