Are we in a gay sports bar?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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