I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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