At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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