This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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