have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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