Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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