i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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