So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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