Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My dick has a subreddit
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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