pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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