In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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