You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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