But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
areolas are like halos for boobs.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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