We won't sleep together?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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