what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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