I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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