He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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