genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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