So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
