Me too!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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