Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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