if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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