talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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