Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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