We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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