I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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