Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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