Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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