Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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