their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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