I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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