I wannas sexs uuuuu
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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