how can u be prego again
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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