Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize