you guys were way drunker than both of me
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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