I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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