I look better un-naked...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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