better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
