The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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