Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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