you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Drake has all the answers
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