I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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