you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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